DonkeyFish, a whale tale.

He’s the most annoying human being on the planet.  He never shuts-up.  He’s absolutely a horrible poker player who constantly runs his mouth like he invented the game.  His first hand was halfway into the second blind round, announcing proudly that he’d just gone broke and re-entered the tournament.  I’ve played against him before and while I don’t remember why, right away I know I’m not happy to see him.