Wednesday, April 7, 2010

FLOP LAG... the poker gods must be crazy


I believe in the unreasonable theory that there’s a life force dictating the rhythm of poker, much for it’s own amusement.  As much as I play by the laws of game theory and math, I’m still a poker-Gods guy.  It’s fun for me and like any other theist position it’s as silly to argue as it is to argue.  I believe that when facing a raise, if you look at one hole card at a time, it’s never the rag first.

DonkeyFish, a whale tale.

He’s the most annoying human being on the planet.  He never shuts-up.  He’s absolutely a horrible poker player who constantly runs his mouth like he invented the game.  His first hand was halfway into the second blind round, announcing proudly that he’d just gone broke and re-entered the tournament.  I’ve played against him before and while I don’t remember why, right away I know I’m not happy to see him.